How many kids should you have?

Here’s everything you need to consider before this momentous decision is made for you by the mother of your child(ren).

This is a question that will violently kick its way to the front of your mind as your adorable firstborn reaches its first birthday. After all, your wife’s not getting any younger, and you don’t want a screwed-up only child.

Or do you?

You’ve only just stopped sterilising bottles, the battery’s dead in the baby monitor and you can finally sit the kid in f…